Thursday, November 10, 2005

Tastes like chicken

OK, so Mike Tyson apparently got thrown into the pokey in Sao Paolo, Brazil, for shoving a camera man, taking his camera and smashing it on the ground. What, in the heat of the moment did he forget to take his lunch money?

Anyway, it's not like that special kind of Tyson-crazy is anything new, but somewhere along the way he turned into a combination of Godzilla and Frankenstein's Monster and has been terrorizing the countryside while we weren't looking. I knew about the rape and the ear, but Jesus Christ, Mike, tone it down buddy.

The former champion has been in trouble in and out of the ring for much of his adult life. Tyson has served time for rape, bitten Evander Holyfield's ear, tried to break another fighter's arm and threatened to eat the children of former champion Lennox Lewis.

Um ... what?

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