Monday, March 06, 2006

Stop the presses!

Maybe it's a good thing I don't work at a newspaper anymore. I was looking through the headlines and saw:

Tiny hummingbirds have superb memories

And the first thing that popped into my head was:

subhed: Big ones can't remember shit

1 comment:

Eric said...

*snort*
-guffaw-
If people like you RAN the newspapers, I'd buy them AND go back to working for them. As it stands, I'll avoid both like a tub full of screws.