Let the smack-talk begin!
The Austin Aztex play their first game tomorrow and I'm ridiculously, annoyingly excited about the city's new soccer team. They'll be playing against the El Paso Patriots (Boooo!) and will play their first home game versus the Houston Leones next week.
You're going down, El Paso! Houston — you're next!
Boooo! BOOOOOO!!!!!
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Are you serious? This isn't a pot-smoking competition. Or a same-sex-civil-union-off. You don't win for eating the most vegetables or smelling the most like bad potpourri.
You sandal-wearing hippies will be lucky to block a foot to your ass, much less a goal.
Yeah, yeah, if El Pasoans can heave themselves out of their La-Z-Boys I'm sure they'll show up in time for the second half (that's still considered early in El Chuco, right?).
Still, the stands are going to empty if anyone opens a new donut shop or something.
Go Aztex!!!
Well, I guess we were both wrong ... but since you started it, I'm claiming the win.
(And remind me not to talk trash about soccer games anymore, 0-0 ties are just too common for me to get any satisfaction out of it.)
Ugh. Not a win, not a loss — that is a little frustrating when you're trying to talking smack.
Ah well, they meet up again June 6 and it's an Aztex home game, so at least I'll get the satisfaction of cheering from the stands.
If you think Austin is a bunch of smelly hippies, maybe you'll change your mind if this Austinite were to plant a steel-toe boot up your ass.
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